Mr. Wayne Goes to the Welfare Office
He stood in line shuffling in his pennyloafers. Wearing his cheapest business casual attire and keeping his face low, inconspicuous, averting any attention that might come his way. Loosened collar and untucked shirttails. He looked tired. Next!, she shouted. He took a step forward. Hello, he said quietly. What's the name? Uh, Bruce. Wayne. Her head turned upward, glasses on her nose. Bruce Wayne? The Bruce Wayne? He sighed. I'm afraid so. A skeptical eye narrowed. ...Nah, can't be. You just look like him. I wish that were true. His smile betrayed his embarrassment, his attrition. What is this some kinda joke? He was almost hurt. Crestfallen like a little boy. No. It isn't. Is this the kind of stuff you rich pricks do for fun? No ma'am. Coming down here to make fun of people in need. That's right, isn't it? His face hardened towards her and his voice took on a deep baritone. Absolutely not. She paused, swallowed in her mouth. Wh...